WWTSD
what would Taylor Swift do
cry and write a song about it
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
Lollling around
hi. My name is joe. I have a wife and three kids and I work in a button factory. One day the boss said to me "Joe are you busy?" I said "No." "Then turn the button with your right hand. Follow if you know the song.
(via penishole)
look at dat booty
show me da booty
gimme the booty
i want the booty
back up the booty
i need the booty
i like the booty
oh what a booty
shaking that booty
(via thebookofmeandnotyou)
today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”
it was a distraction
they put chickens in the elevator
(via lolhomeworkmyass)
OMG IM CRYING my 11 year old brother was getting in trouble and I heard my dad say “you know what it is” and my brother said “black and yellow’ I’m laughing so hard
(via lolhomeworkmyass)
Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf
Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
REVERSE.
SNOWGLOBE.
what if something comes down and breaks it while you’re in there
what if you wake up and someone’s staring at you
what if someone tries to kill you by cutting through it with a knife
and no one can hear your screams
because you’re in a fucking death globe
what if you get locked in there and your decaying body is left to be found by some poor hiker just having a grand old time walking in the woods then BAM dead body
You guys are pricks haha
WHAT IF YOU NEED TO PEE
BLESS THIS POST
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
via laugh-addict
one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
(via alittledoseoflaughter)
“what college do you wanna go to???”
“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”
“how many kids are you gonna have??”
“do you have a boyfriend yet??”
“did you make any friends yet???”
“what are your grades like now????”
(via sir-laughsalot)
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